Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil. Cook spaghetti according to package instructions until al dente.
While pasta cooks, blend soaked cashews, almond milk, nutritional yeast, garlic, lemon juice, Dijon mustard, and black salt until silky.
Heat olive oil in a skillet and pour in the sauce. Cook for 3–5 minutes, stirring until thick and creamy.
Add black pepper and a splash of pasta water for perfect consistency.
Toss the cooked spaghetti into the sauce, coating every strand beautifully.
For extra flavor, cook smoked tofu or coconut flakes in soy sauce and paprika until crisp.
Sprinkle the crispy topping over your pasta for that “bacon” crunch moment.
Garnish with fresh parsley or a little lemon zest if you’re feeling fancy.
Serve warm and pretend you spent all day perfecting it — we won’t tell.