Preheat the Oven: Set to 400°F (200°C) and line a baking tray with parchment paper for stress-free cleanup.
Prepare the Coating: Whisk plant-based milk, Dijon mustard, and lemon juice until smooth. This will help your crust stick beautifully.
Mix the Crust: In another bowl, combine breadcrumbs, vegan parmesan, nutritional yeast, Italian seasoning, and olive oil. Mix until crumbly and golden.
Season the “Chicken”: Rub seitan or tofu with olive oil, garlic powder, paprika, salt, and pepper. Toss to coat evenly.
Crust It Up: Dip each piece into the coating mixture, then press into the breadcrumb mix. Ensure each side is fully covered in crunchy magic.
Bake: Arrange on the tray. Bake for 15 minutes, flip, and bake another 15 until golden and crisp.
Serve: Garnish with parsley and lemon wedges. Serve hot and enjoy the applause—you’ve earned it.