Preheat oven to 400°F (200°C). Line baking sheet with parchment so your food doesn’t ghost you later.
Slice tofu into thick fillets or use banana blossom pieces. Pat dry like your ex’s texts—no moisture needed.
In a bowl, mix lemon juice, soy sauce, olive oil, garlic, and onion powder.
Coat your tofu or blossoms in this marinade. Let them soak for at least 10 minutes.
In another bowl, combine breadcrumbs, herbs, nutritional yeast, salt, and pepper.
Press the tofu into the herb crust until fully coated—yes, it’s a spa treatment.
Toss vegetables in olive oil and seasoning. Spread them on half the baking sheet.
Lay your crusted tofu or blossoms on the other half of the tray.
Bake for 30 minutes, flipping halfway if you're feeling responsible.
Serve warm, plate fancy, and act like you did the most.