Heat olive oil in a skillet over medium heat and sauté onion and garlic until fragrant—smells like you're doing something right.
Add jackfruit, paprika, cumin, salt, and pepper. Cook for 10 minutes while breaking it up with a fork until it looks like pulled meat.
Stir in BBQ sauce and simmer for 10–15 minutes. Let it get all thick, sticky, and dramatic.
While that magic’s happening, mix cabbage, carrots, mayo, vinegar, maple syrup, and salt in a bowl. Chill it like your ex should.
Toast your buns—figuratively and literally.
Load jackfruit onto the buns, pile on coleslaw, and maybe a pickle if you’re feeling extra.
Serve immediately. Prepare for compliments and internal screaming from joy.