Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C). Grease or line a loaf pan like the domestic goddess you are.
In a small saucepan, combine coconut milk, sugar, oil, and salt for the caramel.
Heat over medium, whisking until thickened and golden—takes about 7–10 minutes. Stir in vanilla and set aside.
Mash bananas in a large bowl until smooth, like your plans for the weekend.
Add melted oil, sugar, almond milk, and vanilla. Mix until it looks like something edible.
In a separate bowl, whisk flour, baking soda, salt, and cinnamon.
Combine dry with wet ingredients gently—don't beat it like your ex's playlist.
Fold in pecans like you're folding emotional baggage into a carry-on.
Pour half the batter into the loaf pan. Drizzle half the caramel on top.
Add the remaining batter, then swirl remaining caramel over the top like edible abstract art.
Bake for 50–55 minutes, or until a toothpick comes out clean-ish (caramel lies, so don’t panic).
Cool in the pan for 10 minutes. Remove and let rest—or just go in with a fork.