Preheat & Prep: Set your oven to 400°F (200°C). Line a baking tray with parchment like the responsible kitchen goddess you are.
Marinate the “Thighs”: Mix olive oil, cornstarch, smoked paprika, garlic, onion powder, salt, and pepper. Toss seitan or tofu to coat evenly.
Coat for Crunch: In another bowl, combine breadcrumbs, nutritional yeast, Italian herbs, and chili flakes. Press each “thigh” into this crispy confetti.
Bake to Perfection: Arrange on tray. Bake 15 minutes, flip, and bake another 15 until gorgeously golden and crunchy.
Glaze & Shine: Mix maple syrup, soy sauce, and Dijon. Brush lightly over the tops for extra flavor and irresistible shine.
Serve Hot: Plate your crispy creation and prepare to humblebrag all over social media.