Preheat your oven to 425°F. Yes, actually turn it on this time.
Chop all your vegetables like you're auditioning for "Top Chef: Passive-Aggressive Edition."
Toss them in olive oil, garlic powder, thyme, salt, and pepper. Use your hands—be a rebel.
Spread veggies on a baking sheet and roast them for 20–25 minutes until they’re golden and dramatic.
While they roast, heat a skillet over medium heat with vegan butter. Melt it like your willpower on cheat day.
Add minced garlic, soy sauce, paprika, pepper, and onion powder. Stir until it smells better than your last date.
Throw in the plant-based steak. Sauté for 5–7 minutes until browned and slightly crispy.
Flip with tongs like you’ve done this before. Confidence counts.
Remove veggies from the oven. Whisper "you’re perfect" as they cool.
Serve steak bites over the roasted veggies. Drizzle any extra garlic butter sauce on top (you’re not basic).