Preheat oven to 425°F. Line your baking sheet with parchment like the clean queen you are.
In a large bowl, toss cauliflower with olive oil, garlic, Parmesan, seasoning, paprika, salt, and pepper.
Spread florets evenly on the sheet—don’t crowd them unless you want steamed sadness.
Roast for 25–30 minutes, flipping halfway through. Aim for golden brown, not charcoal chic.
Remove, garnish with parsley and a squeeze of lemon, and serve immediately.
Bonus: Pair it with a side salad or wrap in a pita for lunch leftovers that slay.