Prep the Protein: Toss seitan or tofu with olive oil, soy sauce, paprika, garlic powder, salt, and pepper. Let it marinate for 10 minutes.
Make the Chimichurri: Combine parsley, cilantro, garlic, vinegar, olive oil, chili flakes, lemon juice, salt, and pepper. Stir until it smells like vacation.
Preheat the Grill: Heat your pan or grill until hot enough to make a sizzling statement.
Grill the “Chicken”: Cook for 4–5 minutes per side until charred and golden. Channel your inner chef while flipping dramatically.
Add the Sauce: Brush or drizzle chimichurri over hot vegan “thighs.” Let it soak in that herby love.
Serve & Slay: Plate beautifully, garnish with lemon wedges, and drizzle extra chimichurri—because more is always more.