Prep the “Pork”: Mix olive oil, garlic powder, paprika, pepper, salt, soy sauce, and maple syrup. Coat seitan or tofu and marinate for 10 minutes.
Make the Salsa: In a bowl, combine pineapple, bell pepper, onion, jalapeño, lime juice, cilantro, and salt. Toss and chill until serving.
Heat the Grill: Preheat to medium-high. Lightly oil grates or grill pan.
Grill Like a Pro: Cook “pork chops” for 4–5 minutes on each side until charred and golden. Baste with leftover marinade for flavor.
Plate & Slay: Top each “pork chop” with pineapple salsa and a squeeze of lime.
Optional Extra: Sprinkle chili flakes for a fiery finish or serve with coconut rice for tropical flair.