Slice tofu into cutlets about ½ inch thick, because presentation matters—even if you’re just cooking for your cat.
Mix breadcrumbs, parsley, thyme, garlic powder, salt, and pepper in a bowl like you're the witch in a flavor fairy tale.
Brush tofu with olive oil, then coat each slice in the breadcrumb-herb mix until it’s serving Parisian bistro realness.
Sear tofu in a skillet over medium heat for 4–5 minutes per side until it’s golden and pretending to be poultry.
Melt vegan butter in the same pan, toss in garlic, and cook for a hot minute—literally one.
Add lemon juice, zest, and broth. Let simmer for 3 minutes, pretending you’re a Michelin-star chef with gossip to spill.
Whisk cornstarch slurry into the sauce until thick enough to emotionally support your tofu.
Drizzle sauce over the tofu like you’re styling an influencer’s plate.
Serve hot, and maybe cry happy tears.