Prep the “Pork”: Pat dry seitan or tofu. In a bowl, mix olive oil, garlic powder, salt, and pepper. Coat evenly.
Make the Marinade: Combine olive oil, lemon juice, zest, parsley, thyme, rosemary, Dijon, and garlic in a bowl. Whisk until blended.
Marinate Like a Pro: Add “pork chops” to the bowl. Toss to coat. Let them marinate for 15–20 minutes.
Heat the Skillet: Place it over medium heat and drizzle with olive oil.
Cook the Magic: Grill or sear each “chop” for 4–5 minutes per side until golden brown and aromatic.
Add Some Glam: Squeeze extra lemon juice on top before serving. Garnish with herbs and lemon wedges.
Optional Extra: Pair with roasted vegetables or a green salad for a complete goddess-level meal.