Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C). Grease or line your loaf pan like the boss you are.
In a bowl, mash the bananas until they look like your last breakup—soft and unrecognizable.
Add melted oil, sugar, milk, lemon juice, vanilla, and zest. Whisk until it looks like potential.
In a separate bowl, whisk flour, soda, salt, and poppy seeds—nothing fancy, just mixed.
Combine dry and wet ingredients. Stir gently like you’re folding delicate secrets.
Pour the batter into your prepared loaf pan. Level it out because uneven bread is chaotic energy.
Bake for 50 minutes or until a toothpick comes out with just a few moist crumbs.
Cool in the pan for 10 minutes. Then move it to a wire rack—patience, darling.
Whisk powdered sugar, lemon juice, and zest for the glaze. Drizzle over cooled bread like edible sunshine.
Slice, serve, and make everyone think you’ve got your life together. Even if you're eating it in pajamas.