Prep the “Pork”: Toss seitan or tempeh with olive oil, garlic powder, paprika, salt, and pepper. Let it marinate for 10 minutes.
Mix the Glaze: In a bowl, whisk maple syrup, Dijon, grainy mustard, soy sauce, vinegar, garlic, thyme, and chili flakes until smooth.
Sear Like a Pro: Heat your skillet over medium-high heat. Add the “pork” and cook each side for 4–5 minutes until golden brown.
Add the Magic: Pour in the glaze, let it bubble, and toss everything until perfectly sticky and caramelized.
Serve Like Royalty: Plate your maple mustard “chops,” drizzle extra glaze, and top with parsley and lemon for that gourmet finish.