Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C) and grease or line your loaf pan.
In a large bowl, mash the bananas until smooth and slightly lumpy (like your life).
Stir in maple syrup, oil, non-dairy milk, and vanilla. Mix well.
In a separate bowl, whisk flour, baking soda, cinnamon, and salt.
Combine the wet and dry ingredients. Mix gently—don’t overthink it, unlike your last text message.
Fold in chopped walnuts with confidence and zero guilt.
Pour the batter into the loaf pan. Smooth the top like frosting a life crisis.
Sprinkle a few walnuts on top for flair.
Bake for 50–55 minutes or until a toothpick comes out mostly clean (not soggy, not scorched).
Let it cool for 10 minutes before removing from pan. Then cool completely… if you have the patience.
Slice, serve, and act like you’ve been baking like this your whole life.