Wash and trim the radishes. Slice them in halves or quarters depending on size. Think rustic, not perfect.
Heat a skillet over medium heat. Add 1 tablespoon of vegan butter and let it melt until it starts to brown.
Place radishes in the pan, cut side down. Sear for about 5 minutes until they get that golden, caramelized look.
Flip radishes with a spatula. Add the remaining tablespoon of butter and let it melt into glorious brown butter magic.
Sprinkle salt and pepper over the radishes. Toss gently to coat every piece in buttery goodness without throwing them across the kitchen.
Cook for another 3–5 minutes. The radishes should be fork-tender but still have a little sass (aka bite).
Remove from heat and sprinkle with parsley. Optional: Squeeze a little lemon over the top for that extra glow-up.
Serve hot and bask in the compliments. Act humble, but you know you nailed it.