Marinate the Magic: Toss seitan or tofu in olive oil, garlic powder, paprika, cayenne, thyme, and salt. Let sit for 10 minutes.
Sear Like a Boss: Heat skillet over medium-high heat. Sear each side for 5 minutes until golden and crisp. Remove and set aside.
Start the Sauce: Melt vegan butter in the same pan. Add onions and garlic, sauté until fragrant and lightly browned.
Spice It Up: Stir in paprika, Cajun seasoning, and chili flakes. Let the aroma hit—this is your flavor moment.
Creamy Goodness: Pour in broth and coconut cream. Stir and simmer for 5 minutes until sauce thickens beautifully.
Combine & Coat: Add “pork chops” back into the pan, spoon sauce generously over each, and simmer for 3 minutes.
Serve & Slay: Garnish with parsley or chives. Pair with rice, roasted veggies, or your favorite mocktail.