Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C) and grease or line your loaf pan with parchment.
In a large bowl, mash bananas until they resemble your willpower near sugar.
Add melted coconut oil, sugar, almond milk, and vanilla. Mix until smooth and emotionally balanced.
In another bowl, whisk together flour, baking soda, and salt like you mean it.
Combine wet and dry ingredients. Stir gently—this is banana bread, not a gym workout.
Fold in chopped strawberries like you're hiding secrets in the batter.
Pour batter into the pan. Level the top because we’re not animals.
Bake for 50–55 minutes or until a toothpick exits clean. Like your ex should’ve.
Let cool for 10 minutes in the pan, then transfer to a rack.
Mix drizzle ingredients in a small bowl until smooth and glossy.
Drizzle generously over the cooled loaf. Channel your inner Instagram food stylist.