Trim artichokes: Cut stems, slice the top, and snip pointy leaf tips—give them a haircut.
Steam artichokes in a large pot for 30–35 minutes until outer leaves pull off easily.
While they soften, mix breadcrumbs, garlic, parsley, basil, chili flakes, salt, and pepper in a bowl.
Drizzle in lemon juice and olive oil. Stir until crumbs are moist and hold together.
Preheat oven to 375°F (190°C).
Once steamed, cool slightly, then remove the fuzzy choke using a spoon—no one needs that drama.
Gently pull leaves apart and stuff crumb mixture inside every layer like secrets in a group chat.
Place artichokes in a baking dish, cover with foil, and bake for 10 minutes.
Uncover and bake another 7 minutes until crumbs are golden and irresistible.
Serve with lemon wedges and smug satisfaction.