Cook the Rice: Bring water or broth to a boil. Add rice, soy sauce, sesame oil, and salt. Simmer until fluffy. Set aside.
Prep the Protein: Pat seitan or tofu dry. In a bowl, toss with olive oil, garlic powder, paprika, salt, and pepper.
Make It Crispy: Combine cornstarch, flour, and nutritional yeast. Coat each piece evenly for that iconic crunch.
Sear Like a Pro: Heat a skillet on medium-high. Place “chicken” skin-side down (yes, it’s fake, but work with me). Sizzle until golden—about 5 minutes.
Flip & Finish: Turn pieces over and cook another 4–5 minutes until crisp on both sides.
Assemble: Place a mound of rice on each plate and top with your perfectly golden vegan “chicken.”
Serve & Slay: Sprinkle green onions and sesame seeds. Bask in the applause.